Hi! I’m Red Bull Energy Drink.

Athletes don’t take me as seriously as Gatorade (or even its ugly cousin Powerade), but trust me when I say that I can give you that extra kick you need when you’re drinking when you need an all-night study session!

I have promotions/advertising reps that show up at cool nightlife spots to emphasize the thinly-veiled fact that I am a mixer/chaser remind my target demographic that my only function is to “temporarily increase alertness”.

Legal-aged youth of Generation Y, Red Bull is truly the Jagerbomb!